will sing for food

I hate morning people. And mornings. And People

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do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

Straight guys are disgusting, and I will never understand how they wind up with girlfriends.

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