will sing for food

I hate morning people. And mornings. And People

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“I always admired Wonder Woman and the Incredible Hulk, but I don’t know if I’d be a very convincing Hulk.”

Oh my god… Lucy Liu as Wonder Woman. I need this. The world needs this. Somebody make this happen!!

(Source: bluemethy, via piercejames)

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mattypwhatwhat: smallpotatoescolored: Ah yes I can feel the equality. you realize that even following all of the ladies rules you have so much more freedom with what you wear than the gentlemen’s rules There are two ways to read this. 1) Women have a lot more nit-picky rules placed on their appearance for the sake of “decency” 2) Men have only one rule in how they can dress appropriately, but it also means they have only one option (which is sort of even more extreme in a certain light).Both of these are basically true.

mattypwhatwhat:

smallpotatoescolored:

Ah yes I can feel the equality.

you realize that even following all of the ladies rules you have so much more freedom with what you wear than the gentlemen’s rules

There are two ways to read this.

1) Women have a lot more nit-picky rules placed on their appearance for the sake of “decency”

2) Men have only one rule in how they can dress appropriately, but it also means they have only one option (which is sort of even more extreme in a certain light).

Both of these are basically true.

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thephantomof:

hpphans:

rjdaae:

Casual reminder that there is a wedding chapel in Las Vegas where you can be married in a room full of dry ice fog, by a minister dressed as the Phantom.

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And then after you’re married, ‘the Phantom’ and ‘Christine’ will sing to you.

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My destiny has been realized.

Or you know, I can do this myself.

Not with that cheap-ass plastic Party City mask that always sits crooked because whoever’s face they molded it on had a sideways nose.  Uh uh, porcelain or gtfo.

(via roseofthephantom)

Filed under Phantom of the Opera

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breakthecitysky:

Here is the thing I can’t stop thinking about with what’s happened here in Minnesota over the course of the past week: the display of support in the Twin Cities was staggering.  The level of f*cks not given to those who might be offended by this acknowledgement of equal rights under the law was amazing.

But mostly, mostly.  I think about a queer kid, riding in the back of her parents’ car seeing the city lit up like this.  Maybe she hasn’t come out yet, maybe she’s been bullied, at home, at school, for being who she is.  I can only imagine what seeing this would mean.  And then I get teary and proud all over again.  

Way to go, Minnesota.  Who’s next?

Minnesota is out gaying California. CALIFORNIA FOR SHITTING OUT LOUD. We have Hollywood and San Francisco and the San Fernando Valley where all the porn gets made.

(via yayponies)

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The Smiler - Alton Towers

I consider myself pretty fearless when it comes to roller coasters, but this thing looks demented.

Also, the logo is creepy as shit.


(Source: lostinarabiantime)

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What if…

somebody was sitting on tumblr and started choking to death and they for whatever reason had internet service but no phone service so they couldn’t call 911…

So they just reblogged the very first thing they could find and it was some stupid gif set and they were like:

*whatever gif set thing*

omg, I’m dying.  literally dying.  please send help, because I srsly can’t

Everybody would reblog them and be like “haha, you’re such a hoot, I love this thing too!”

And then that somebody would literally be dead.

Think about it.

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Some Favorite Recurring Watchful-Entity Tags

galleryofthestrange:

  1. # ‘i’m oppressed’ ‘i’m oppressed too!’ ‘i’m denied rights by the government and society’ ‘people make fun of me on the internet!’
  2. #being gay is easy! being asexual is hard :(
  3. #please tell me i’m special internet, #please god i need to be special
  4. #teenies
  5. #what IS oppression? we just don’t know
  6. #it’s hard being so special, #it’s hard and no one understands
  7. #alas; that would involve leaving my computer and going outside and that is sadly impossible
  8. #roll for realizing life isn’t a white wolf campaign (difficulty 10)
  9. #mooooOOOOOOM!!!
  10. #because everyone else is just fucking random strangers in the streets, #all day every day nonstop relentless fucking of strangers, #it’s amazing we ever get any work done
  11. #and who says being otherkin is a long exercise in wish fulfillment for lonely nerds?

Pouring one out for the brilliantly sassy, and now tragically defunct Watchful-Entity.  His/her method of reblogging people’s public posts and then adding snarky commentary via tags actually got the blog DELETED FROM TUMBLR FOR HARASSMENT.

Yes, you heard correctly.  Apparently, reblogging posts on tumblr and adding your own tags is harassment.